1 00:00:00,590 --> 00:00:03,390 You're watching Bravo on demand. 2 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:13,990 Previously on Vanderpump Rules. 3 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:18,590 It's not just about getting the sangria at the bar and at the restaurant. It's 4 00:00:18,590 --> 00:00:22,650 about getting it into people's hands. Put together a little plan and bring it 5 00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:26,270 back to me. Are you moving in? Do you have a set of spare keys? Oh, my God. I 6 00:00:26,270 --> 00:00:28,510 told you you were going to get grilled. Has he asked you to have his babies yet? 7 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:34,370 I don't want to say clueless, but I have no really idea about my past. 8 00:00:34,690 --> 00:00:38,230 I'm so good to you. You have played me for too long and I'm done. 9 00:00:38,570 --> 00:00:42,150 You've been eyeing up Lala and suddenly the little hundred pound pipsqueak has 10 00:00:42,150 --> 00:00:44,970 come in and stolen your thunder, I think. She's definitely getting in my 11 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:45,970 little bit, I'm not going to lie. 12 00:00:46,030 --> 00:00:47,030 Turn around for me. 13 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:49,549 What is that? 14 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:50,610 I said it from the outside. 15 00:00:52,050 --> 00:00:53,930 Usually I meet a girl within ten minutes, she's my girlfriend. 16 00:00:54,130 --> 00:00:55,390 You and I would definitely click. 17 00:00:56,170 --> 00:00:58,250 She's young, she's blonde, she's trouble. 18 00:01:31,310 --> 00:01:32,310 This is Ariel. 19 00:01:32,350 --> 00:01:33,249 Hey, Erin. 20 00:01:33,250 --> 00:01:34,810 Hi. Nice to meet you. 21 00:01:35,050 --> 00:01:35,609 And you. 22 00:01:35,610 --> 00:01:37,130 Hey, sit down, Ariel. Thank you. 23 00:01:37,510 --> 00:01:42,110 Sorry, I haven't got a voice. I've been shouting at Gay Pride all weekend. 24 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:46,770 So I saw your post on Facebook, but tell me I'm all ears. 25 00:01:46,970 --> 00:01:48,710 So I volunteer with homeless teens. 26 00:01:48,930 --> 00:01:52,110 Right. And every month I kind of ask them, what do you want, what do you 27 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:55,070 And they were telling me that they had never been to a restaurant. 28 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,850 And I said, okay, I'm going to make that happen. I don't know how I'm going to 29 00:01:57,850 --> 00:02:00,630 make that happen. Who do you work with? I pay for all the support groups myself. 30 00:02:01,290 --> 00:02:05,230 How can you do it yourself? So I work full -time at a film studio, and then I 31 00:02:05,230 --> 00:02:08,630 work four nights a week at a restaurant. So my full -time job pays for my bills, 32 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:11,130 and my nighttime job pays for my passion. 33 00:02:11,470 --> 00:02:16,010 We are approached by so many different charities all the time, and it's very 34 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:20,350 important to me to support them. I love this. We'll do whatever we can. 35 00:02:20,630 --> 00:02:21,650 Well, thank you. 36 00:02:22,050 --> 00:02:23,050 How many kids? 37 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:24,290 I believe it's 12. 38 00:02:24,330 --> 00:02:28,150 We can do more. I just love this woman, and I think my... 39 00:02:28,490 --> 00:02:32,270 Darth could really take a page out of her book. She's spending the time 40 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:34,310 about others rather than worrying about herself. 41 00:02:34,810 --> 00:02:39,790 Keep your tip. Thank you. We can do that. We're happy to do that. We'll, 42 00:02:39,850 --> 00:02:41,870 you know, have it. Make it possible. 43 00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:43,210 Yeah, a great dining experience. 44 00:02:43,550 --> 00:02:45,210 They're going to be so excited. 45 00:02:51,890 --> 00:02:54,010 I've got to be honest. I don't like your hair right now. 46 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:55,630 What? Yeah. Why? 47 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,310 I don't like it. Dude, you better be kidding. 48 00:02:58,670 --> 00:02:59,670 Look at this perm. 49 00:03:00,210 --> 00:03:03,190 I think it's synced with my emotions. So, like, when I'm in a good mood, it 50 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:03,969 more zest. 51 00:03:03,970 --> 00:03:07,110 Well, I'm really glad that that was representative of, like, your commitment 52 00:03:07,110 --> 00:03:09,650 our relationship. I know. Because it went flat immediately. 53 00:03:11,070 --> 00:03:12,910 Of course, it's not styled fully yet. 54 00:03:13,190 --> 00:03:14,370 Yeah. Take it in. 55 00:03:15,510 --> 00:03:19,110 Whoa. Let's not talk about the perm anymore. I'm sorry I brought it up. So, 56 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:21,110 tomorrow, game plan. 57 00:03:22,150 --> 00:03:23,150 What is it? 58 00:03:23,390 --> 00:03:24,790 I feel at this point... 59 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:29,640 It would be non -beneficial for us to come with too many specifics. 60 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:35,280 The Lisa Vanderpump Sangria is actually run by Pandora and Jason. 61 00:03:35,700 --> 00:03:38,500 International now. If you're going to approach this, you need to broaden your 62 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:42,380 horizons. This can't just be like, I'm going up to little clubs and pubs and 63 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:43,380 bars in St. Louis. 64 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:49,160 I'm a little intimidated, but they do seem open to making something work. 65 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:51,700 I think we've retracted, um... 66 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:56,040 somewhat from our initial ambitions just because we didn't realize what a big 67 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:59,060 undertaking it is and what a time commitment it would be. Summers are also 68 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:02,920 extremely busy with like birthdays and trips and stuff. 69 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:06,340 And, you know, taking this on. So what, now you're expressing interest and now 70 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:07,340 you're not interested? 71 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,420 No, I'm still very interested. She likes when you, like, just flake out on 72 00:04:10,420 --> 00:04:14,200 things. Well, I mean, she knows I have commitment issues. What did she expect? 73 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:18,000 Stay away from the words noncommittal, especially when you're on me and 74 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,140 especially when you're around Lisa. 75 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:23,820 I'm allergic to that word. Whenever I hear it, I get this tingling sensation 76 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:25,320 right around this area. 77 00:04:25,580 --> 00:04:27,960 I think when we go in there, you should probably leave. 78 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,160 to talking mostly to me. Are you serious? 79 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:34,120 I'm dead serious. No, dude, I'm an eloquent guy. Listen, when I'm with you 80 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,020 guys... I know you are. I know you are. I can handle myself in a situation... I 81 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:38,700 can perfectly explain to her. 82 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:46,200 I'm nervous about Schwartz because Schwartz is nervous. 83 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:48,820 But really, I just want him not to talk. 84 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:52,970 What I think we should do... You know, it's like going with a brand ambassador 85 00:04:52,970 --> 00:04:55,150 route. That's emphasis on sales. 86 00:04:55,550 --> 00:04:59,250 More on just, like, spreading the coolness of the product. Yeah, I like 87 00:05:00,110 --> 00:05:04,590 I don't think Tom realizes that you can't just slip into business lingo and 88 00:05:04,590 --> 00:05:05,590 of a sudden you're a businessman. 89 00:05:05,790 --> 00:05:09,730 I think you have to be, like, very, very clear about what your intentions are. I 90 00:05:09,730 --> 00:05:12,990 don't think that we actually need to be that clear because we're not committing 91 00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:16,950 to too much. I think we would be more valuable to them, essentially being my 92 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:17,950 hands of faith. 93 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:22,080 So your plan is not to have a plan. 94 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:24,100 Brilliant. 95 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,680 I'm just saying that she's probably not going to be expecting much from the two 96 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,640 of you. And I probably think when you go in tomorrow, have something a little 97 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:31,640 more tangible. 98 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:33,400 Any ass can come in with a presentation. 99 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,560 Me and Schwartz got to come in as ourselves. 100 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:40,640 This is like right up my alley, dude. Two toms coming to a market near you. 101 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:41,640 can't make any promises. 102 00:06:03,460 --> 00:06:05,320 I'm a little flustered. 103 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:07,140 I was hammered at pride. 104 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:08,940 Lala was hammered at pride. 105 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,920 Well, hi, lovely. How are you? Hey, 106 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,800 is she going home with him? 107 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,400 I didn't do anything. 108 00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:19,700 I wanted to, trust me. 109 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:26,100 I would have destroyed her, but we couldn't. 110 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,300 What about James? 111 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:29,520 What's going on with that situation? 112 00:06:29,660 --> 00:06:32,460 I mean, he's been texting me. Do you hang out with him still? 113 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:33,920 I haven't seen him at all, no. 114 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,560 I think you should steer clear of that. 115 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:41,820 Yeah, so I've been told. I have not spoken with James at all since I found 116 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:46,420 that he's my co -worker. Who were you with that did whatever you liked? 117 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:47,720 Lauren. 118 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,020 He has been texting me nonstop. 119 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:52,480 He's begging. 120 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:53,800 He's apologizing. 121 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,360 He's like a little puppy. 122 00:06:55,820 --> 00:06:56,880 A sad puppy. 123 00:06:57,710 --> 00:07:00,990 Can I ask you something? Yeah. The other night when you said that you and 124 00:07:00,990 --> 00:07:03,710 Brittany had gone your separate ways. Well, here's the thing. She's coming 125 00:07:03,710 --> 00:07:08,970 again Thursday, but the way I was thinking is until you move here and you 126 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:12,910 let's make this official, I can't make it official. So are you allowed to still 127 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:14,470 go and have drinks with me or no? 128 00:07:15,930 --> 00:07:16,930 I can do that. 129 00:07:17,190 --> 00:07:18,190 You can do that still? 130 00:07:18,570 --> 00:07:19,570 That's harmless, right? 131 00:07:19,770 --> 00:07:24,290 That's harmless. I'm not asking you to have a drink. God damn. 132 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:26,810 All right, well, tell me when you're off. 133 00:07:27,340 --> 00:07:29,780 Figure it out. I like that idea. Okay. Thank you. 134 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:34,820 Hi, 135 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:44,720 I'm here to see Jane. 136 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:49,400 Mommy. 137 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:50,800 Hello. 138 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:52,800 Oh, I miss you. 139 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:53,880 Oh, my God. 140 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:57,360 I've always been close with my mom. She's even the one that told me to get a 141 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,280 at Sir, bussing tables after high school. 142 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,360 I just haven't seen her in a while. 143 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,160 You all right? Yeah. You look beautiful. You ready for dinner? 144 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,140 She's really done everything for me to help a man. 145 00:08:07,180 --> 00:08:08,680 Welcome. Thank you. 146 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,000 To beautiful Sir. 147 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,040 To your home away from home. Hi, guys. 148 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,100 Hi. I'm Christina. 149 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,580 I'm Jacqueline. Nice to meet you. I'm James' mom. You're so beautiful. 150 00:08:18,860 --> 00:08:21,800 You look like you could be his sister. Oh, thank you. 151 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:25,720 You know, England, when you were in the spotlight 20 years ago, was a very small 152 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:30,020 place. My dad was a pretty notorious music manager, so obviously Ken and Lisa 153 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:34,000 knew who he was. Can we start off with a goat cheese balls and a Greek salad, 154 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:35,140 please? You know the menu. 155 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:38,980 And my mom's from New York State. When she was 14, she was signed to an elite 156 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:39,980 modeling agency. 157 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:43,580 And within the year, she was traveling the world, modeling everywhere from Bora 158 00:08:43,580 --> 00:08:44,580 Bora to Mauritius. 159 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:49,100 Cheers. I love you. I love you. And then one day in London in a cafe, my dad 160 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:51,920 walked in, gave her a number. My dad was pretty much like, I'm going to marry 161 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:55,800 you one day. And my mom laughed. They got together. 162 00:08:56,730 --> 00:09:01,410 Okay, so, what's going on with, um... Kristen? 163 00:09:02,190 --> 00:09:04,510 You know, it's been, uh, it's been a hard road. 164 00:09:04,870 --> 00:09:06,970 I know. It's been a really hard road. Sorry. 165 00:09:07,490 --> 00:09:13,750 That's fine. Um, I'm convinced that she basically, uh... You know, she's screwed 166 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:17,430 around. I'm never going to admit it, because she never... Excuse my language 167 00:09:17,430 --> 00:09:18,249 again, I'm sorry. 168 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:22,130 I don't think anyone's ever hurt me as much as Kristen Doughty has, if you want 169 00:09:22,130 --> 00:09:23,230 me to be completely honest. 170 00:09:25,550 --> 00:09:28,610 I don't know. Just enjoy yourself. 171 00:09:28,930 --> 00:09:31,190 Be with somebody kind. 172 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:35,370 Go to dinner with pretty girls and have fun with your friends. 173 00:09:35,710 --> 00:09:36,830 Enough with the drama. 174 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,410 Believe me. 175 00:09:39,950 --> 00:09:41,570 There's drama down the line. 176 00:09:50,770 --> 00:09:51,770 Tell me. 177 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,960 I don't know what to say. I know. It's sad. 178 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:57,980 It's hard. Don't cry. 179 00:09:58,820 --> 00:09:59,820 I love you. 180 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:01,340 You're my firstborn. 181 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,180 There's nothing I wouldn't do for you. 182 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:06,940 I'm here. 183 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:10,000 Baby, there's a lot to say. 184 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:11,960 There's a lot to say. 185 00:10:12,180 --> 00:10:13,860 It's only going to get better. 186 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,960 I just don't understand how you and Dad are breaking up. 187 00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:23,830 Like I don't understand how it's been 24 years and you just you moved out the 188 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:30,690 apartment and I didn't just Realize I'm 45 You know, I need to live my 189 00:10:30,690 --> 00:10:34,470 life and so does he you know, I get that people get divorced all the time But 190 00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:36,770 it's like my parents are getting divorced at times though 191 00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:46,960 Look, I've been going through a really hard time with this, to be honest, okay? 192 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:50,840 And I take it out through alcohol, and sometimes, you know, that scares me 193 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:54,540 because those are things that have been numbers in our family. 194 00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:58,220 The worst thing is for somebody to drink when they're in a bad place. 195 00:10:58,560 --> 00:10:59,560 I've been there. 196 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:03,320 I've been there, way back in London, when I was modeling. 197 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:07,320 They loved me to make an idiot of myself because, you know what? 198 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:09,360 Somebody else is going to get the job. 199 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:12,340 You know, you want to be on the ball. If you're at a... 200 00:11:12,890 --> 00:11:17,730 club you want to be the man in the room that's meeting people to advance 201 00:11:17,730 --> 00:11:21,950 yourself right every single woman that's involved in my life right now just 202 00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:26,570 causing me stress so obviously i take it too far obviously i'm pounding the 203 00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:30,170 bottle you know i want to drain out my emotions for the night and have fun 204 00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:35,350 that's all i want to do i have to get up why because i want to hug you and tell 205 00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:42,250 you how absolutely proud i am of you i'm so proud of 206 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:44,400 you And I love you so much. 207 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,580 Love you too, Mommy. 208 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:52,240 30 seconds, guys. Keep pushing. All the way up. There it is. I heard a rumor 209 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,820 that you and Brittany broke up. 210 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,880 Welcome. You're so boxing chic right now. 211 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,560 So much fun, dude. Get all your aggression out. 212 00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:19,920 You must come here a lot, then. 213 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,120 A lot. 214 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:24,260 I'm really excited about this. I know you can't tell because I just had Botox, 215 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,300 but this is exciting. 216 00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:32,380 Jax and I have a very complicated doubt friendship, but we've been friends 217 00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:35,780 for almost 10 years, and I literally feel like I'm going to roll over my 218 00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:38,840 for saying this when I die, but Jax is loyal. 219 00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:42,590 I have a date on Tuesday. 220 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:43,990 What is his name? Alex. 221 00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:45,349 Yacht captain. 222 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:46,390 Oh, I know you, Alex. 223 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:51,010 He's a good guy. Good. I know. He's like the opposite of my type. Yeah. He has 224 00:12:51,010 --> 00:12:52,390 money and a career. 225 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,870 Yeah. Goals. No, you've never dated a guy like that. 226 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:56,650 Let's kick some ass in here. 227 00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:03,550 30 seconds, guys. Keep pushing. All the way up. There it is. 228 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,530 This is James' face right here. James' face? 229 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:09,850 Small expansion on those punches. 230 00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:12,310 There it is. is 15 seconds. Everything you got. 231 00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:14,170 3, 2, 1. 232 00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:16,130 Great job, Prevailers. 233 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,490 Way to work. Everybody worked hard today. 234 00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:26,370 You and Brittany 235 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,490 broke up this weekend. 236 00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:33,910 You know, I'm trying to do it right this time. She is moving here, yes, but I 237 00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,390 didn't want to call her my girlfriend. She's not moving in with you. 238 00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:36,630 No, no, no. 239 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:40,220 She hasn't moved here yet. We didn't break up and then get back together. We 240 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:44,040 were just trying to figure out what was going on. Like, we weren't sure if she 241 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:47,560 was coming here or how she was going to get here. Because as much as I do like 242 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,860 her, I'm not going to be paying for her to come here every weekend. 243 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,820 You ready? Yeah, I got to go because there's a maid at my house and James is 244 00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:54,820 coming over. 245 00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:58,540 If I find out that you're like, we're going to give it another try. 246 00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:02,660 Oh, Jack, I swear to God, there is not an amount of money in this world that 247 00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:05,380 would ever, ever get me back together with that douchebag. 248 00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:08,380 Ever. I don't know what he's trying to prove. I don't know. 249 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,880 Like parading bite marks on thing. He's banging all these girls. 250 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,940 So who did you? What is with this? Where is it from? I can tell you I like to 251 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:16,940 get bit. Remember that? 252 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:23,320 Right. Son of a bitch. 23 year old brat. Like, okay, I'm done. 253 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:24,860 I'm going to take your word for it. Real man. 254 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:28,420 I want a bunch of real men. I want to be a make out whore. I'm really rooting 255 00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:33,100 for Kristen. She was in such a toxic relationship for so long that she 256 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,100 know how to be happy. 257 00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:35,540 No, no string. 258 00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:37,910 Just be by yourself. Get a dog. 259 00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:40,890 Yeah, I keep thinking about it. 260 00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:51,630 Hello. 261 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,030 Okay, 262 00:14:58,350 --> 00:15:00,470 you're probably wondering why I've called this meeting. 263 00:15:00,890 --> 00:15:03,030 Yeah, a little bit. You think you're in trouble, don't you? 264 00:15:04,010 --> 00:15:05,690 Let's just be clear about what happened on Pride. 265 00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:07,810 I showed up with scratches on my back. 266 00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:12,910 Lala got furious with me. I revealed that I saw Lauren the other night. I was 267 00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:14,910 wasted. Well, for once, you're not. 268 00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:16,810 Yay! All right. 269 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:18,890 Thank you, Lord. 270 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,610 I met this girl, Ariel. 271 00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:25,290 She's been helping these homeless youth. 272 00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:28,330 I think they're between 18 and 21. 273 00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:30,710 They've never been to a restaurant before. 274 00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:34,770 So 16 of them are coming here tomorrow night. 275 00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:39,290 I mean, the staff can be really bloody lousy and narcissistic and young and 276 00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:44,610 egotistical. And this is a day where they can actually put aside their 277 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,850 and they can actually give back. 278 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:51,350 I like you to make them feel like this is their day. 279 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:54,990 I am more than happy to give as much of my time as needed. 280 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,530 Lisa has a busier life than all of us combined. 281 00:15:57,870 --> 00:16:00,270 If she has the time to do this, so do we. 282 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:04,340 Will you stop looking like it's the end of the world? It's not the end of the 283 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:07,920 world. No, it's not the end of the world. You are a very privileged young 284 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,120 want you to understand that. 285 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,160 You're looking like you've got the wires in your shoulder. No, I'm not worried. 286 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,600 I'll be here whatever time you need me, and I'll be busting all these tables 287 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,600 back here, killing it. 288 00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:16,780 I'm excited. 289 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,720 I understand that I'm very privileged. 290 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,080 I thank God every day for all the things that I've got in my life, but at the 291 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,640 same time, I've got shit in my personal life that nobody knows about. 292 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:29,220 I'm not going to just walk in here and tell people about my parents' problems 293 00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:31,000 my issues. It's no one's business. 294 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,620 All right, well, I will see you tomorrow. 295 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,300 All right. Thank you. All right, yeah. 296 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,100 Any old pitch ready for tomorrow? 297 00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:41,179 Yeah, of course. 298 00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:42,700 So how's the proposal going? 299 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,620 I think it's going pretty good. I mean, we have a pretty good idea of what we 300 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:47,379 want to bring. 301 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:50,800 Tom, if you're going to pitch something, you need to come up with a little more 302 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,449 than that. 303 00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:55,970 Yeah, and, you know, yeah. You know, research the product, where it's sold, 304 00:16:55,970 --> 00:17:00,330 much volume. You know, so you go in equipped, you know? Yeah. I'm not sure 305 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:04,770 I'm psychic, but my premonition is the next meeting, they're going to be no 306 00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:06,130 bloody prepared than they were the last. 307 00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:08,329 All right, well, I'll see you tomorrow. I'll see you tomorrow. 308 00:17:08,589 --> 00:17:09,630 Perfect. All right, bye. 309 00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:14,190 Hey, how's it going? 310 00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:15,569 Good. 311 00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:19,470 Went by Social Security and officially changed my name. That's really exciting. 312 00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:22,990 Yeah. Especially because, I mean, I didn't know if it was going to happen. 313 00:17:23,069 --> 00:17:28,569 I mean, we still have work to do with us. I'm still looking for the right 314 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:32,070 therapist who specializes in the things that we need. Shay and I are going to 315 00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:32,989 start therapy. 316 00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:37,950 I mean, that's awesome. So I'm hoping this is him finally turning a new leaf. 317 00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:40,990 The best friend's working tonight. 318 00:17:41,929 --> 00:17:46,650 Hey, I just like, it's funny because she's like the last person I actually 319 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:50,690 thought I would remotely click with. I kept thinking that we would, but it just 320 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:54,290 hasn't happened. And I just, I don't know. I would say just maybe give it one 321 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,049 more chance. 322 00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:59,450 I have been a little down on Lala, but ever since the night at Golden Box. 323 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:03,650 The way you are making me sound to people, I'm offended. I thought you were 324 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:07,210 being real. You said last night I had your back. You don't have my back. 325 00:18:07,430 --> 00:18:10,710 Makes me extremely proud of her and someone I could maybe be friends with. 326 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,340 You know how I am about when people lie? 327 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,800 My whole thing is just like, if you're going to come in and you're going to be 328 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,760 that girl, you can be that girl, but I'm not going to be funny to that girl. 329 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:20,840 Yeah. 330 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:29,320 I'm excited for tomorrow. 331 00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:32,480 That'll be fun, you know? It's a good course. I'm really excited about it. 332 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,700 Not too excited about going to pick up my last belongings at Kristen's right 333 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:36,760 now. You're going to Kristen's right now? 334 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,680 Yeah, I started today. 335 00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:39,909 Did you? 336 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,070 Yeah, we went to boxing class. 337 00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:42,650 What, did you and her? 338 00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:45,830 Yeah, she invited me to a boxing class thing, whatever. 339 00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:50,570 You don't think that's kind of weird, just like hanging out with Kristen now? 340 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:51,529 I think it's kind of weird? 341 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,530 Yeah, it's a little strange. 342 00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:57,410 I'm so far past my past with all this. Are you though, Jack? 343 00:18:58,190 --> 00:18:59,190 Am I? Yeah. 344 00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:00,950 I mean, I wouldn't go saying that. 345 00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:04,870 Why the f*** is Kristen hanging out with Jack? Is there some, like, stuff 346 00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:07,170 universe where Jack and Kristen end up together? 347 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:10,790 I mean, think about it. Maybe they're perfect for each other. Maybe they're a 348 00:19:10,790 --> 00:19:11,769 match made in heaven. 349 00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:14,470 She's going on a date with a friend of mine. I was giving her advice about it. 350 00:19:14,510 --> 00:19:18,690 Alex, why do you care? You're hooking up with Lauren? It doesn't matter what I 351 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,510 did, Jax. Okay, then why do you care what I do? 352 00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:21,509 It's funny. 353 00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:24,170 It's funny that you stepped in on it the second I get done with her. That's 354 00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:26,670 what's funny about it. You think I have a girl. I'm good, dude. I'm not trying 355 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,490 to get on your girl. Do you have a girl right now? Yeah, because that's what 356 00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:29,630 you're talking a lot about. Yeah, 357 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,510 I was talking a lot about it. I'm having drinks with her, actually. Good luck 358 00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:33,510 with you. Good luck with that. 359 00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:35,370 It's a boxing class, man. 360 00:19:35,690 --> 00:19:36,690 I know. Cool. 361 00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:39,870 And I have nothing to hide. What else you want to know? Listen, I've got my 362 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:43,230 shit going on right now. That's good. The more you brag, the more I'm doing 363 00:19:43,230 --> 00:19:44,230 for myself. 364 00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:47,290 You know what? I honestly just wanted to chat with him about this crazy girl 365 00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:49,850 that I have to go meet up with again, okay? You have fun. I'm out. See you 366 00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:50,850 later. 367 00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:57,490 Coming up. You've got nothing going for you. You've got nothing but a t -shirt, 368 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:01,650 guys. You've lost all of your friends, honey. You've got nothing but Jack. 369 00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:27,890 Oh, I've been looking for this. 370 00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:29,590 Oh, you left it here. 371 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:31,310 It's everything. 372 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,330 It's everything? 373 00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:34,230 Cool. Oh, you're gone. 374 00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:36,410 Well, I guess this is it then. 375 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:40,170 Glad to see you're making the right decisions, you know, going out with 376 00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:43,730 friends. How do you know that, Alex? Jack told me. Obviously, he's throwing 377 00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:44,589 in my face. 378 00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:49,510 James always fixates on the fact that I cheated on Tom with Jack. That is why 379 00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:51,270 James hates Jack so much. 380 00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:53,890 It is time for you to get over this Jack thing. 381 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:58,240 Hey, I wish you the best of luck. And I wish more luck upon whoever ends up with 382 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:02,360 you. I really do. That's hateful. It's not hateful. It's just I've been 383 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,400 a lot about our relationship. 384 00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:05,020 And I really thought I was going to miss you, Kristen. 385 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,740 But, you know, I've honestly been thinking more about Lala than you the 386 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:09,740 couple of days. 387 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,160 Which is kind of insane. 388 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,680 No, Lauren, not even. 389 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,100 It's Lauren. 390 00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:15,360 It doesn't matter what I do. 391 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:17,860 You're just like going down the third chain. 392 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,720 Start with the hostesses. Maybe move up to some waitresses. 393 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,080 Maybe. I'm going to enjoy myself, you know. 394 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,860 Be the 23 -year -old you always said I could be. 395 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:27,960 Not a good look. 396 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:33,360 James has been such a cocky little ever since we broke up, but he's actually the 397 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,800 most insecure little boy I've ever met. 398 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:41,280 You have a lot of nerve. Eight days ago, baby, I love you, baby, I love you, and 399 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,620 then what? Well, when you were f***ing someone else in Michigan. 400 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:47,200 Nice try. I know that was happening. And then a few days ago, you have the 401 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,380 audacity. Yeah. 402 00:21:48,999 --> 00:21:52,860 To parade around a bunch of bite marks and scratch marks. Remember when you 403 00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:55,020 to do that? You want everyone... Remember when you used to do that? If 404 00:21:55,020 --> 00:22:00,680 any, like, soul left inside of this, like, ratchet, like, facade and aura 405 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,940 you're putting up, this front... Honey, you're ratchet. Look at you. 406 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,840 Stop fucking talking. Don't fucking talk to me like that again. You're 407 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,740 disgusting. You can't speak to women like that. 408 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,500 What is wrong with you? What women? Just you. 409 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,280 Just you. Women that f*** their boyfriend. 410 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:17,100 You 23 -year -old. Women that f*** other men on their boyfriend's birthday. 411 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,580 That's why I talk to you like that. You know what I wanted to do, James? That's 412 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:22,640 why I talk to you like that. I wanted to f***. Cry in the back of sir. I wanted 413 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:26,180 to scream at you. You were going to drink yourself new oblivion You're gonna 414 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:29,740 fired. You're gonna lose all your friends and no one's gonna Okay, you 415 00:22:29,740 --> 00:22:32,320 you're gonna do. You're never gonna get married and if you do you're gonna be 416 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,840 the boss in the first three years Really? Yeah. Yeah, you will be and 417 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,440 gonna see in husband's you've got nothing going for you got nothing for a 418 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,160 -shirt line You get fired from sir already from drinking 419 00:22:55,370 --> 00:23:01,550 You did not just spit on my door. 420 00:23:02,910 --> 00:23:03,910 Ew. 421 00:23:05,090 --> 00:23:06,770 I just had my apartment cleaned. 422 00:23:23,949 --> 00:23:25,190 Hello. Hey. 423 00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:27,750 How are you? They're going to be here in a minute, aren't they? Hi, darling. 424 00:23:27,930 --> 00:23:28,970 Yeah, they're supposed to be. 425 00:23:29,270 --> 00:23:30,310 How are you? Good. 426 00:23:30,890 --> 00:23:34,090 I'm just interested to really see what the Tom is going to do. They're always 427 00:23:34,090 --> 00:23:35,990 asking me for more responsibility. 428 00:23:36,470 --> 00:23:40,210 I'd like to say my expectations are high, but we've seen them in the past. 429 00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:45,490 Yeah, yeah. Pandora and Jason have taken this sangria business very seriously. 430 00:23:45,990 --> 00:23:51,090 This is their baby. This is the grandbaby that I don't have. 431 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,540 Hey, we're going to go see Hendo and Jason. 432 00:23:55,140 --> 00:23:56,340 Hello. Hello. 433 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:58,699 What's up, guys? 434 00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:01,700 How are you? Welcome to the office. Hey, man. It's gorgeous. 435 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:06,240 I'm sincerely excited about this opportunity because I got a lot coming 436 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:10,520 mean, I got the ring, then I got engagement parties, and then there's 437 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,840 and there's kids, and then college. 438 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,600 Okay, let's hear it. Well, guys, we had time to think about what we talked 439 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,440 about. We had time to digest it. 440 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:25,840 After much deliberation, we came to the conclusion that it'd be better for both 441 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:31,760 parties involved if we were brand ambassadors, essentially 442 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,440 championing the brand. 443 00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:37,860 What exactly do you mean by championing the brand? Well, just getting people 444 00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:40,600 excited about it, getting it in their hands like we talked about. How would 445 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,500 do that? It's not a modeling job. 446 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:46,520 We want to help increase visibility and be brand ambassadors, talking to people, 447 00:24:46,580 --> 00:24:49,040 telling them about the product, you know? I wish you would have let me spoke 448 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,080 first, by the way. 449 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:56,040 This is exactly why I didn't want Schwartz to do the talking. This is 450 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,040 negotiating 101. 451 00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:59,720 It's kind of like a game of poker. You don't want to sell all your cards. 452 00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:02,820 You want to play and react off the other players. 453 00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:06,390 The thing is, is that you're not selling it. When you have somebody who's 454 00:25:06,390 --> 00:25:12,790 buying, when you're talking to, you know, to the client, you know, 455 00:25:12,790 --> 00:25:18,450 what I'm trying to, all right, the point I'm trying to get at is that we want. 456 00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:19,570 Sorry, wait, sorry. 457 00:25:20,370 --> 00:25:21,370 What's wrong with you? 458 00:25:22,810 --> 00:25:23,930 I don't know, carry on. 459 00:25:24,270 --> 00:25:26,820 Okay. Is there something wrong with you guys? 460 00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:29,720 I want to know what you guys have been doing the last week since we last met, 461 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,780 because last week you were really excited. 462 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,860 No, we were really excited, and we are really excited, and I do have a plan. 463 00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:41,360 problem is what we want to do is sort of just come on as like, you know, almost 464 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,300 like pro bono in a way. 465 00:25:44,540 --> 00:25:46,600 You guys seriously want to work pro bono? 466 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:51,520 Well, I'm just like, you know, what I'm thinking is... They want to intern. 467 00:25:52,330 --> 00:25:55,890 Brand ambassador slash internship, but I don't know what in capacity you can use 468 00:25:55,890 --> 00:25:58,390 me as a brand ambassador. I'd put you in a Speedo and you'd be serving sangria. 469 00:25:58,570 --> 00:25:59,509 No, no, no. 470 00:25:59,510 --> 00:26:01,330 No, I don't want to be. 471 00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:02,890 I'm too old for that. 472 00:26:03,330 --> 00:26:04,490 I don't know, man. 473 00:26:05,390 --> 00:26:06,470 What did I get myself into? 474 00:26:06,770 --> 00:26:10,810 When you guys came to us, it was about you wanting to change your career and 475 00:26:10,810 --> 00:26:13,330 what you wanted to do with your life, and you don't want to be waiting tables, 476 00:26:13,390 --> 00:26:16,350 and you don't want to be bartending, and now you want to be the girl in the bar 477 00:26:16,350 --> 00:26:18,790 with the shots on the tray. No, no, no, I don't want to be a girl. 478 00:26:19,950 --> 00:26:21,110 It's very confusing. 479 00:26:22,030 --> 00:26:25,030 This isn't going the way you guys probably imagined. 480 00:26:29,650 --> 00:26:34,450 But I just wanted to let you know that I'm in. No, like... 481 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,720 How? How are you in? 482 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,600 Well, just what she just explained. Is that too vague? 483 00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:44,800 How could this plan be too vague, Schwartzy? There's no plan to be vague. 484 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,080 Things start on Monday. 485 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,040 When you start, what do you do? 486 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:58,100 That's the issue that we're... That's the sort of the, you know... 487 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:02,680 This is not something where I can show up on Monday morning and commit. I mean, 488 00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:06,260 I'm literally going to have to call you and talk to you as my week goes on. 489 00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:09,040 Yeah, I'm willing to commit to being noncommittal. 490 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:10,960 I'm good at being noncommittal. 491 00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:16,480 I mean, what is a career anyways, besides like the beginning of the march 492 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:20,320 death? So in light of what we've presented, what do you think? 493 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:26,200 Well, you want to come on board. I don't have to pay you, and you're going to 494 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,200 help promote LVP? 495 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,560 Yeah, I guess. 496 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:31,620 Nice. 497 00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:35,540 Yeah, thanks a lot. Yeah, thank you. I appreciate it. I know you guys are busy. 498 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:38,840 Coming up. 499 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,440 Lala came up to me and said, hey, listen, would you mind having some 500 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,460 me? And it's not like it's a date thing. 501 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,800 She is bold. 502 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,580 Excited to be back in this little box? 503 00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:08,280 Yes, I'm very excited. 504 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,500 That was long. 505 00:28:13,540 --> 00:28:17,320 I didn't even ask you, by the way, how long are you deciding to stay this time? 506 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,600 Till Thursday morning, 9 a .m. 507 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,380 Oh, we might have to change that. 508 00:28:21,740 --> 00:28:23,020 Why don't you tell me these things? 509 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,700 Well, I figured you knew we probably shouldn't make the first flight out. 510 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:31,380 9 a .m. is not the first flight out. 9 a .m. in Jax's world is the first flight 511 00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:32,380 out. 512 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,740 When Brittany's here, she's definitely the one I want to be with. 513 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,760 It just gets a little fuzzy when she's, like, three time zones away. 514 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000 So I want to tell you, 515 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,600 Lala came up to me and said, hey, listen, would you mind having some 516 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,640 me? And I'm like, yeah, I mean, that's harmless, you know. 517 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:53,040 And then I'm like, yeah, because I was kind of hesitant. I'm like, yeah, that's 518 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,380 okay. I guess if it's during the day and, you know, we're in a thing, that's 519 00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:59,020 fine. I mean, it's not like it's a, you know, a date thing. 520 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,380 I'm like, you know, my girlfriend's Brittany. She's like, yeah, I heard 521 00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:06,400 that, that you guys are back together. I'm like, back together? We never really 522 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,079 broke up. 523 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,080 She is bold. 524 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:13,420 But anyway, that was the whole little spiel with that. Anyway, the little 525 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:14,420 goes a long way. 526 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,200 So what are we going to do when I move up here? 527 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:23,840 You know, I love being with you, and I plan on being with you for a very, very 528 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,840 long time. 529 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,080 I just... 530 00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:32,120 I don't want to screw this up. I screwed up every relationship I've been in. 531 00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:36,260 Everyone. I like you a lot. I really just don't want to screw this up. 532 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,720 I don't want you to either. 533 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:44,740 That being said, I think that you should stay with me. 534 00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:50,790 I mean, I know I say, you know, this time is different. You know, this time 535 00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:53,270 different. You know, I'm trying to do it right this time, but I didn't want to 536 00:29:53,270 --> 00:29:54,410 call her my girl. She's not moving in with you. 537 00:29:54,730 --> 00:29:57,610 No, no, no. I'm not pushing it. She's not moving in. She's not doing that. 538 00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:01,290 Kentucky, she's not moving in, right? She's not moving in, I promise. I'm not 539 00:30:01,290 --> 00:30:02,290 doing that right now. 540 00:30:02,370 --> 00:30:05,010 But, you know, this time, it's different. 541 00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:07,750 I'm really hungry. 542 00:30:07,770 --> 00:30:08,709 I'm really sleepy. 543 00:30:08,710 --> 00:30:09,870 So you're sleepy, and I'm hungry. 544 00:30:10,230 --> 00:30:11,230 Can we kind of fit? 545 00:30:12,350 --> 00:30:14,270 Some romance in the middle of that? Well, yeah. 546 00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:15,870 I haven't seen you in a week. 547 00:30:16,130 --> 00:30:16,989 I know. 548 00:30:16,990 --> 00:30:20,370 Get some lovin'. Get all the lovin' you want, babe. 549 00:30:20,590 --> 00:30:21,590 I love that. 550 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,920 I don't know how many people it is exactly. 551 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,660 We have to make sure Faith knows what position she has. 552 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,980 I'm really excited for tonight. 553 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:52,540 Lisa easily could have served ice water, soda, and a little set menu with three 554 00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:56,860 options. But she didn't do that. Because it's a full menu, like whatever they 555 00:30:56,860 --> 00:30:57,860 want, right? 556 00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,580 She's so giving. 557 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,460 And I'm just like, I can't wait until I have that much money that I can just 558 00:31:04,460 --> 00:31:07,480 give it all. Not all of it. I mean, I need a little bit for myself. 559 00:31:13,350 --> 00:31:16,250 Dude, I should have never let Schwartz speak first. 560 00:31:16,470 --> 00:31:17,469 Why? 561 00:31:17,470 --> 00:31:23,090 Well, neither me nor Schwartz can be like this Monday through Friday, going 562 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:26,730 every day. I'm not f***ing doing that. I mean, basically, by the end of the 563 00:31:26,730 --> 00:31:30,970 meeting, I wanted to be in a way better situation than we are now, but I was 564 00:31:30,970 --> 00:31:32,350 able to rescue us. 565 00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:34,850 A little bit. Jason is very aggressive. 566 00:31:35,350 --> 00:31:36,770 I am not that aggressive. 567 00:31:37,210 --> 00:31:39,830 I mean, yes, I don't want to be a cruise server, but I have other things I'm 568 00:31:39,830 --> 00:31:43,690 working on. So I want it to be fun. I don't want it to feel pressured. I don't 569 00:31:43,690 --> 00:31:46,830 want to feel pressured. So we're taking baby steps, but we are taking steps. 570 00:31:47,190 --> 00:31:51,090 Tom doesn't really want to be a salesperson in the traditional sense. 571 00:31:51,090 --> 00:31:52,690 to five hours don't really work for him. 572 00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:56,510 These baby steps sound a little more like fetus steps. 573 00:31:57,330 --> 00:31:58,330 Yeah. 574 00:31:59,290 --> 00:32:00,290 Yeah. 575 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:05,680 Hey. Hi. 576 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,160 Everything looks good. 577 00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:09,180 The kids are arriving. 578 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,440 Oh, hello, my sexy man. 579 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:18,980 Can I just tell you, this is intense for me. Working here and with James staying 580 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:21,380 in. Well, I'm going to have a little chat with him because what he did to 581 00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:22,380 Kristen is unacceptable. 582 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:23,960 Well, yeah. You spit on a woman? 583 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,200 I don't want a woman. 584 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:29,000 I was like, get the f*** out of my apartment. Like, get the f*** out. I 585 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,320 the door. He f***ing spit on my door. 586 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,960 So I'm going to have a little sit down, a little powwow. I think you should. I 587 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,040 think he needs to apologize to her. 588 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:38,680 Yeah, I think he does too. 589 00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:43,040 I mean, you and I can talk, but that is a different... That's what happens when 590 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,040 you're 22. 591 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:49,600 I'm putting James at arm's length right now. He has a big inhale to climb if he 592 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,880 thinks that he's going to be my friend again. 593 00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:53,780 Yeah, I'm cool to not be a part of it at all. 594 00:32:57,140 --> 00:33:02,500 All right. Go ahead. 595 00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:07,300 I got these two things I just made, and I figured it would be kind of cool, 596 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:12,140 like, right when they first walk in, to have, like, a cocktail and a wine glass. 597 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,800 That is really cool. It would be cool if you would have included me on this. 598 00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:20,160 This is just for when they first walk in, so that way they don't all walk 599 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,240 up to the bar immediately. 600 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,000 Yeah, that's a great idea. 601 00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:28,600 It was my idea to make fancy drinks in the first place, and he goes and whips 602 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,540 the thing without even talking to me. 603 00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:35,300 If I was a girl who was 18 and going to a restaurant for the first time, I'd 604 00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:36,980 probably want something that's like pink. 605 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:41,480 This isn't really a drink thing. It's a Tom and me thing. 606 00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:46,920 This is about Tom not consulting me, supposed to be partners, and if Tom 607 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,980 know that by now, then I don't know. 608 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,180 You want to come up with that? 609 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:54,180 Do you want to come up with that? 610 00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:56,900 No, no, no. You can feel better now. 611 00:33:57,420 --> 00:33:58,700 I got it. Thank you. 612 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:04,700 It's safe to say I'm definitely more a positive person than Ariana, but 613 00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:09,300 sometimes when the storm's brewing, I'll hide, run for cover, but I deal with 614 00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:10,300 it. 615 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,400 Hi. Hey. 616 00:34:12,139 --> 00:34:16,560 Oh, okay. So this is basically lemonade, but with basil and cucumber. 617 00:34:17,339 --> 00:34:23,020 Okay, but I do think we need one that's maybe more girly, maybe pinker, sweeter. 618 00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:25,900 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just so we have a bit of color. I would put these in glasses 619 00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:27,739 before you give them out. Oh, yeah. Listen to Ariana. 620 00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:29,199 She knows the girly stuff. 621 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,500 Yeah. Right? 622 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,580 Yeah, of course I'm going to put those in glasses. 623 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,060 Coming up. You shouldn't be spitting out girls. I did not spit out any fucking 624 00:34:40,060 --> 00:34:41,520 girls. So don't fucking tell me that I am. 625 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,380 Train. You guys are coming. 626 00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:01,260 Hello. 627 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:07,620 Hi. Welcome to Sarah. My hope for this evening is that the kids feel welcomed 628 00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:11,300 and they experience something that they haven't really enjoyed before. 629 00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:15,680 We have a drink here. This is a strawberry. That's a summer cooler. 630 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:16,839 Help yourself. 631 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,580 Gentlemen, would you like a refreshing beverage? 632 00:35:18,860 --> 00:35:23,220 Well, welcome. This is Tom. Hello. Gina. Let's make some good drinks. Thank you. 633 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,360 This is Shiggy. 634 00:35:24,860 --> 00:35:27,140 Isn't he sweet? And this is my husband, Ken. 635 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,360 Hi, guys. 636 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,200 Are you flirting with me? 637 00:35:32,740 --> 00:35:35,100 Well, the answer is a little too long. 638 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,920 I hope you're all hungry, you guys. 639 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,780 Are we getting appetizers first? 640 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,960 Yeah. Yeah, whatever you want. Ladies, do you know what you'd like to start 641 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,640 with? Salmon's really good. 642 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:49,660 Calamari's like a fish that's quite chewy, you know, like, but it's good, 643 00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:52,720 good. We'll order one for the middle of the table. Any questions you have? 644 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:56,900 Do any of you actually live on the streets or not? 645 00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:04,320 You were homeless? 646 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,400 Do you have it now? 647 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:11,120 Nice. So you're moving on up. 648 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:16,060 Working this dinner just makes me reflect on my own life that much more. I 649 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:20,160 a month ago, I didn't know if Shay and I were going to make it. And then... 650 00:36:20,590 --> 00:36:22,190 I see all these people here. 651 00:36:22,410 --> 00:36:24,190 Can I do shrimp cocktail? Shrimp cocktail, absolutely. 652 00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:30,610 Who are just so grateful and so thankful. And it just makes me realize 653 00:36:30,610 --> 00:36:33,030 there's such bigger problems in this world. 654 00:36:33,470 --> 00:36:34,470 Put it in here. 655 00:36:35,290 --> 00:36:36,290 Good, 656 00:36:38,310 --> 00:36:39,310 right? How? 657 00:36:42,710 --> 00:36:44,790 They're tripping and tripping. Oh, yeah. 658 00:36:45,490 --> 00:36:47,350 I know there's nothing good in my life. 659 00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:48,790 I got a brother. 660 00:36:49,690 --> 00:36:50,529 He's 32. 661 00:36:50,530 --> 00:36:52,710 Well, I got a boyfriend, but he's dragging ass. 662 00:36:54,510 --> 00:36:56,290 Well, that gives you another just in case. 663 00:36:57,830 --> 00:37:00,490 Chocolate cake, cheesecake. 664 00:37:01,210 --> 00:37:02,530 Oh, there's a plan. 665 00:37:02,950 --> 00:37:06,890 You guys, so we are all here thanks to Lisa and Ken. Oh, don't worry about 666 00:37:07,070 --> 00:37:09,310 Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that. 667 00:37:09,510 --> 00:37:14,570 I know she does a lot of work with you guys. I think life's about give and 668 00:37:14,630 --> 00:37:17,390 but giving is more important. So cheers to you, darling. Thank you. 669 00:37:17,930 --> 00:37:18,930 Cheers. Cheers, guys. 670 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,280 Love you. 671 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,360 So it sounds to me like this is shaping up to be a really good birthday. 672 00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:24,980 Getting excited? 673 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,800 Yes. I got a bunch of decorations. 674 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,560 Nice. Bubble wand, like a big blingshot water balloon thing. 675 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:38,820 Nice. We have a big birthday coming up. I'm going to be three decades. 676 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,600 A kid's party for you. Yeah. Never grow up. 677 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:42,960 It's a trap. 678 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,520 Dude, I stopped dating a long time ago. 679 00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:48,900 Six times cooler than your average five -year -old. 680 00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:51,340 Can I get a couple refills, please? 681 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,900 Okay. You know how, like, I didn't celebrate my birthday? I mean, I was, 682 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:59,160 here. Yeah. You had to work. Well, um, I just organized something. 683 00:37:59,780 --> 00:38:01,680 Yeah? So all of the guys are going to Vegas. 684 00:38:03,540 --> 00:38:06,220 Bye. It's going to be me, you, Jack. 685 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,220 Wait, is Ariana cool with that? I'm sure she's not stoked. 686 00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:13,160 No, I'm freaking pissed. Why? Because I'm like, when I get to sit at home and 687 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,160 absolutely nothing. 688 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:20,580 Like, that's not fun for me. I really, really hate heteronormative... 689 00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:25,360 You're not going to tell me this is a guy's thing and this is a girl's thing. 690 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,600 You want me to not go? 691 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:27,920 Kind of. 692 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,600 But whatever. I just haven't hung out with these guys in a while. You know 693 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,600 I mean? 694 00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:36,740 Cool. 695 00:38:38,060 --> 00:38:39,060 Have fun. 696 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,060 Well, when would this trip... I'll be at work. 697 00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:43,460 Thursday. 698 00:38:43,850 --> 00:38:48,810 It's nice to know that the day after my birthday, I'm not invited to a big trip, 699 00:38:48,930 --> 00:38:50,190 so that's great. 700 00:38:53,390 --> 00:38:54,970 Did I just put you in an awkward position? 701 00:38:55,170 --> 00:38:56,170 A little bit. 702 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:02,750 Yo, 703 00:39:08,730 --> 00:39:09,730 yo, yo, yo. 704 00:39:10,110 --> 00:39:12,790 What's this deal? Kristen calls me up and she says that you... 705 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:13,939 spit on her. 706 00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:17,120 What? She called me up. She says James went crazy, so she called me. 707 00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:20,300 We're always going to be good friends. I did not spit at Kristen. 708 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,940 Nor would I ever spit at a girl. 709 00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:24,860 You did not just spit on my door. 710 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,420 Why would she call me and say this? I wouldn't ever spit on a girl, first of 711 00:39:28,420 --> 00:39:32,080 all. Second of all, I turned my head, I went, and it wasn't even a loopy spit. 712 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,420 It was just like a little dribble spit on the door. Why would you spit on the 713 00:39:35,420 --> 00:39:38,900 door? You had me going, mate. Just like you've got me going right now. So what? 714 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,140 You don't need to... Spit on people. 715 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:44,200 I'll apologize to her next time. But aren't you tired of saying I'm sorry all 716 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,860 the time? Because lately it's been I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 717 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:50,700 Someone coming up 15 years older than me. You're still saying sorry. 718 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:52,480 you say this all the time. I'm 22. I'm 22. 719 00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:54,440 Are you still saying sorry sometimes about... 720 00:39:54,830 --> 00:39:56,850 You do it all the time. Every day. Sorry. 721 00:39:57,110 --> 00:40:00,710 No, I don't. Yeah, you do. You don't know me. You don't know my life. You 722 00:40:00,710 --> 00:40:01,710 know my life. Really? 723 00:40:01,930 --> 00:40:04,650 Because my ex -girlfriend's telling you all about it. Your ex -girlfriend? My 724 00:40:04,650 --> 00:40:07,750 friend of ten years. You shouldn't be spitting on girls. I did not spit on any 725 00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:10,850 fucking girls. So don't fucking tell me that I am. When I didn't do that, I spat 726 00:40:10,850 --> 00:40:12,350 on her front door on my way out. 727 00:40:12,850 --> 00:40:16,070 You shouldn't be spitting in any way. Dude, I spat on the bloody door. Okay, 728 00:40:16,190 --> 00:40:17,190 stop it right now. 729 00:40:17,550 --> 00:40:18,550 Stop it right now. 730 00:40:19,590 --> 00:40:21,410 Go on, out. You're going different directions. 731 00:40:22,330 --> 00:40:25,370 Why does this guy care? What do I care because this is my friend? 732 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:28,750 You're in a downward spiral, man. I'm a downward spiral, man. Take a look at 733 00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:30,170 your life, Jack. My life's great, dude. 734 00:40:30,490 --> 00:40:33,190 All you do is bum money off your ex -girlfriend. 735 00:40:33,770 --> 00:40:37,590 Hey, money well spent, mate. Money well spent. Okay, you know what? You can go 736 00:40:37,590 --> 00:40:38,348 home, James. 737 00:40:38,350 --> 00:40:41,030 Why? I'm working really hard. Let me tell you this. 738 00:40:41,270 --> 00:40:45,310 To raise your voice in my restaurant will be the last thing you do. 739 00:40:53,710 --> 00:40:58,350 Raise your voice in my restaurant would be the last thing you do. Why don't I 740 00:40:58,350 --> 00:41:00,110 say to you, shut up, you shut up. 741 00:41:00,730 --> 00:41:04,050 I'm working. 742 00:41:04,310 --> 00:41:07,210 I just want to go back out and buff tables again. Stop it, okay? 743 00:41:07,690 --> 00:41:08,690 Calm down. 744 00:41:08,970 --> 00:41:12,170 Go out there, put a smile on your face and realize how bloody lucky you are. 745 00:41:12,290 --> 00:41:13,290 Thank you. I'm sorry, Lisa. 746 00:41:16,790 --> 00:41:21,490 Was it like backwash? Whatever, just admit it. You shouldn't be spitting in 747 00:41:21,490 --> 00:41:22,490 general. 748 00:41:25,069 --> 00:41:28,150 Hey, listen, don't you raise your voice. I'm not, I'm not. Don't you raise your 749 00:41:28,150 --> 00:41:29,770 voice. I apologize. I'm here. 750 00:41:30,130 --> 00:41:31,130 I'm here. 751 00:41:31,290 --> 00:41:34,450 It just irks me, man. It's like, honestly, it's a doubt. 752 00:41:34,710 --> 00:41:38,490 Everything is revolving around him. Just stop raising your voice. You know we're 753 00:41:38,490 --> 00:41:41,950 hosting. I understand, and I apologize, but please keep it loud. Did you hear 754 00:41:41,950 --> 00:41:43,350 him or my voice? I heard both of you. 755 00:41:43,590 --> 00:41:44,590 You're both to blame. 756 00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:45,770 But you know what? 757 00:41:45,910 --> 00:41:48,230 Spitting on someone, let alone a girl, is wrong. Chad? 758 00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:52,840 Okay. Don't come into my restaurant. It's not your restaurant. It's my 759 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,840 restaurant. 760 00:41:53,860 --> 00:41:56,880 For God's sake, just pull yourself together and nothing that you're saying 761 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,180 more important than those kids out there. 762 00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,440 This was heaven. 763 00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:02,340 Maybe, maybe. You guys okay? 764 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,280 How come you and Jax are, like, yelling back here? 765 00:42:04,580 --> 00:42:08,460 He's talking around, saying I'm spitting on girls. He doesn't know what the hell 766 00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:10,180 he's talking about. This guy is a crap. 767 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,180 You're spitting on girls. You're going to have a problem. 768 00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:17,070 Get your... Stay away from his face. That's my face. You just calm down, 769 00:42:17,090 --> 00:42:20,650 James, if you don't change your attitude, you will actually go home. 770 00:42:23,170 --> 00:42:24,390 Don't fall apart now. 771 00:42:24,590 --> 00:42:27,170 Why are you going to get to him? Will you just calm down? 772 00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:29,510 Go on. Go take a five -minute break. 773 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:33,610 Keep an eye on them. Make sure they go in opposite directions. 774 00:42:33,990 --> 00:42:34,990 Okay. 775 00:42:37,030 --> 00:42:41,790 Next time on Vanderpump Rules, the most epic adult kid party. 776 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,200 Ever. We're going to Vegas. 777 00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:45,660 Ready to have some fun? I'm here. 778 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:54,180 You're welcome, America. 779 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:59,040 I cannot believe in a million years that you two would let them go to Vegas. 780 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:03,100 You guys cats, I'm going to make your boyfriends really jealous right now. I 781 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:09,680 It's really hot. I can't have sex and I want it now. Let's ruin everything by 782 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,780 like trying to... Girls. 783 00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:16,080 To see more Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.